The Good Blood Moon or Moon Bloodgood
Sep28

The Good Blood Moon or Moon Bloodgood

Last night everybody was fascinated with the blood moon eclipse soul harvest event that many of us couldn’t see anyways because of all the cloud cover. But you know that I rarely care about celestial events except when the event sounds like an anagram of a beautiful actress, like the aforementioned Moon Bloodgood, the actress you hire when you wanted Tia Carrere and learned that she way too old for demanding sci-fi ambiguously Asian roles. Wait, have I not learned my lesson about talking about legitimately famous people on this public forum? Of course not. Because we at RLTLK want attention, too! But no longer will I use unnecessary cheapshots like sexual innuendos or easily disprovable statements. Because lawyers are real and need money. New RLTLK episode will be posted sometime between tomorrow and the next harvest blood moon...

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Our latest hiatus
Sep22

Our latest hiatus

While our other breaks can be blame on a lack of time, you can blame this last 5-month break on me. And that break will end tomorrow morning when the next podcast goes live. And maybe we’ll take some sort of podcast laxative to keep our output more regular. Yes, that was a shitty metaphor. And with that…here’s a gallery of the most handsome gorilla in captivity. Do not stare directly at his eyes; you’ll get pregnant. This slideshow requires...

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Introducing… Matt Barnes
May07

Introducing… Matt Barnes

While RLTLK is a podcast focused on music and pop culture, we are also sports fans. In particular we are Houston sports fans, so we are following the Houston Rockets in the NBA Playoffs. Currently they are tied 1 game apiece vs the Los Angeles Clippers in a testy Western Conference Semifinals. Trash talk is the de riguer for the NBA in general. I've been told Matt Barnes talked smack to James Harden's mom during the game. — Calvin Watkins (@calvinwatkins) May 7, 2015   Apparently Matt Barnes took it too far. Text from someone who absolutely would know: Matt Barnes said "Suck my dick, bitch" to James Harden's mother. My lord. — nick wright (@getnickwright) May 7, 2015 I guess he had to specify his dick size for James’s mom. For the record, Matt Barnes is exactly the type of player you hate except when he’s on your team. Considering how he grew up, I definitely understand why he plays the way he does. All out. A new podcast will be released in the next 24 hours or so. Just hold tight and be patient. Thank you. UPDATE: Matt Barnes apologized. Thank you, TMZ_Sports....

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Krystal Is Fascinated by Action Bronson
Apr21

Krystal Is Fascinated by Action Bronson

First things first, podcast is being beautified as I type. It will be served in the morning. Secondly, Krystal aka Felicia aka Die-Ana Ross of the LA Ri-ettes (LA Derby Dolls, plug!) has a thing for Action Bronson. Maybe because he can rap at a high caliber. Maybe because he can cook at a high caliber. Maybe because he’s Albanian from Queens, New York. Whatever it is…Jeff, guard your grill and knuckle up. “We come through. Get the piff. Wah wah woo woo. Now we gonna...

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We’re Back for The First Time
Mar24

We’re Back for The First Time

Welcome back! We’re back from a half year hiatus to bring you as much RLTLK as your ass can handle. If this is your first time checking us out, listen to us talk about teenage love and civil wars or where we had our first listener-turned-guest/musical performance (shout out Jeff). We enjoy doing this for y’all. This is the People’s Podcast!   Now enjoy yourself some fancy singing and dancing from Jungle while we’re getting the new podcasts ready.   Jungle –...

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#Ferguson
Aug19

#Ferguson

Welcome to Ferguson, Missouri. This slideshow requires JavaScript. RIP Eric Garner RIP Ezell Ford RIP Michael Brown HANDS UP, DON’T...

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